The MCcain Obama Car Debates
We have heard from the candidates, we have heard from the VP’s we have heard from the media, from Joe Six Pack and from Saturday Night Live. But we haven’t heard from the Presidential Candidates rides. That’s right their cars. Luckily we caught up with the vehicles that John MCcain and Barack Obama have been using lately in their fierce presidential campaigns and had them square off in the first ever Presidential Car Debate:
Ride Ride Slip pity Slide On a Fantastic Voyage- Barrack Obama
Zero to 60 in 3 Days- John MCain
Obama Pimp Mobile: Thank you for taking the time to to let me get my thoughts out on several topics, It’s time to set the record straight.
MCcain Model T: Hello all, I have the privilege to serve the Next President of the United States.
Obama Pimp Mobile: Hold on just a second now, this election is for the people, by the people, and the people are looking for a new direction, a change from the old broken policies of the past 8 years.
Moderator: Mr MCain Model T, with gas prices as high as they are, what should your candidate do to reduce the price of oil?
MCcain Model T: Well, sir, as you know, John MCcain has been in the Senate for years and has pushed for new energy bills, he is a staunch supporter of Crude and thinks in a crude manner in most instances. He is Standard Oil all the way and the price of gas will go down before it goes up.
Obama Pimp Mobile: What you talking ’bout ‘Cain car?
Obama Pimp Mobile: The American economy can no longer sustain it’s dependence upon foreign oil. We have to look for alternative fuel sources. I have my Ho.., um Staff, looking into it right now. As a matter of fact the amount of energy that is generated in the back seat of this ride could power up a whole fleet for months.
Moderator: Will America Vote For your candidate?
Hello Joe Six Pack!! - Sara Palin
Sara Palin Mobile: Excuse me, I just got to say, that as the Governor for the Great State of Alaska, and the future Vice President of the United States and the Den Mother for Cub Pack 269 out of Fairbanks, Alaska, I just have to say, Hello!.
Moderator: Um we are all out of time, but I think this debate has gone well, and we all have a better understanding of the candidates and their rides!
Now back to our regularly scheduled program and a word from the good folks at home. Your Comments?
October 14th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Cars are getting into politics now? I wonder what affiliation a Yugo would have?
October 14th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
That’s easy, the Yugo belongs to the communist party. In Soviet Russia, Yugo drives you!